MERRY MERRY MERRY FRICKIN' CHRISTMAS (FAMILY VALUES MIX) by FRICKIN' A Schools out, Christmas Break Home for the holidays meatloaf and fruitcake Off to grandmas, it's so boring Screaming kids and grandpa's snoring My aunt margaret's lost her mind She's trippin' on a train set, have another box of wine It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas I must be on santa clauses shitlist The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives Have a merry merry merry merry frickin' Christmas Uncle Richard he's a weirdo Passing out pictures of himself in a speedo My cousin' Ashlee her singing really sucks Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux My brother's wife, is really hot She pulled me in the bathroom, I hope we don't get caught We haven't even opened our presents yet but now it's time to start I'll fake a smile ‘cause it's going back to Wal-Mart [ www.dailyrics.com ] MERRYMERRYMERRYFRICKIN'CHRISTMAS(FAMILYVALUESMIX) by FRICKIN'A