DINOSAUR by HANK WILLIAMS, JR. Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers And they sure don't look like cowboy boots And that ain't rock and roll you're playin' And it sure ain't country or rhythym and blues You're singin' a song about makin' love to your drummer Well gay guitar-pickers don't turn me on And we don't all get into Donna Summer Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs Cause you see I'm a dinosaur I should've died a long time before Have pity on a dinosaur Hand me my hat Excuse me man But where's the door It used to be I had a lotta fun in this old hangout We'd get stoned at The Jukebox and stay outta fights Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back Aww then a little old Jim Beam and we'd get right And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy And this disco's very strange to my ear It looks like they' ve turned The Longhorn into a spaceship And I'll be leavin' just as soon as I finish this beer Cause you see I'm a dinosaur Should've died a long time before There's a whole lotta dinosaurs Give us our hats Excuse me man But where's the door Get us our hats Excuse me man Where's the door [ www.dailyrics.com ] DINOSAUR by HANKWILLIAMS,JR.