SOMETHING'S WRONG by K'S CHOICE When your pubic hair's on fire, When you think you're the Messiah, When you mistake a plane for Venus, When your girlfriends got a penis, Something's wrong... When you like music more than life, When you start sleeping as you drive, When your favorite drink is thinner, When you're proud to be a sinner, Something's wrong... When a canary drives a tractor, When your president's an actor, When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, If you think that this song matters, Something's wrong... [ www.dailyrics.com ] SOMETHING'SWRONG by K'SCHOICE