SATHINGTON WILLOUGHBY by PRIMUS We are gathered here Today in these majestic halls of old to honor a man they call Sathington Willoughby. There's a joke or two, A pun or three I feel that must be told then I go on to speak of Sathington Willoughby. Sathington Willoughby the legislator that penned us up a bill that banned the use of certain things like this and that. [ www.dailyrics.com ] SATHINGTONWILLOUGHBY by PRIMUS