CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION by WEEZER Christmas Celebration and all around the nation wont you stay with me tonight cuz I'm running out of fight and the pageantry is such a bore Carolers are singing registers ka-chinging and the presents are in place but I'd rather eat some mace cuz the eggnog always makes me sick chorus: You know how the story goes you've seen it all before that man is so obese that he can't get out the door Christmas to perfection I'm begging for some action and the ringing in my ears is the sound of Christmas cheer cuz they knocked me screaming overboard [ www.dailyrics.com ] CHRISTMASCELEBRATION by WEEZER