DEGENERATE by BLINK-182 Crossed the street, naked at night Bent over to show some moonlight Pulled out some beer and Igulped it down Nude in a gutter is how I was found Thrown in the policecar and the is door slammed No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see All I got is this guy Ben Dover Don't like hash Don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Went to a farm to tip some cows Forgot that I left my pants down Bent over to pick them up Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum The farmer took me to his house Showed me the closet from the inside out The police came and took me away I Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay Don't like hash Don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Don't like hash Don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs [ www.dailyrics.com ] DEGENERATE by BLINK-182